The Iguanas On My Coffee Table
Have you ever walked into your living room and found a family of iguanas scurrying around on your coffee table? It’s not something many of us would have expected!
What’s Going On?
Iguanas are sun-loving reptiles, native to tropical regions. When left to their own devices, they tend to seek out warm, sunny spots in our homes, resulting in an unexpected visit or five.
Dealing With The Iguanas
If you find yourself in this situation, there are a few steps you can take:
- Remove them from your home: Gently pick up the iguanas and move them outdoors. Be sure to keep them away from any nearby busy roads or other danger.
- Keep your home secure: If the iguanas were able to enter your home, there may be gaps or openings that need to be sealed up. Check around your windows, doors, and exterior walls to see if anything needs to be patched up.
- Consult a professional: If you have any concerns or need assistance, consult a reptile expert to ensure the iguanas are relocated properly.
Say Goodbye To Your Iguanas
So, that’s what to do if you ever find yourself asking “what are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?”. Don’t forget to take appropriate steps to keep your home secure, and with a bit of luck, your unexpected visitors won’t come back again!
