In all seriousness, I have heard versions of the above rationale, in various guises, on many an occasion. And, there are elements of truth to each point (ish). Of course, within design there are no totally exacting, hard-and-fast rules but rather, design codes that we generally adhere to/advise on. The coffee table, however, is largely a no-brainer and should be a welcome addition to your space.
She wanted something more traditional.  I started by looking for a reasonably priced table leg.  The one I found was from Van Dyke’s Restorers.  They have tons of shapes and sizes.   It was on sale, around $16 each plus some shipping.  I sketched up a square table per her request. The table would be 42” wide, 42” long and 18 ¾” tall.  (the sketch originally had a 15” leg but it did not suit her).  I attempted to use stock wood for all the components to keep it simple, on time and on budget. 

This was my first real Arduino project and is also my first instructable so be kind in the comments :) I wanted to try and answer the questions that took me some time to figure out and provide detailed instructions so if you're very familiar with hobbyist electronics then you can probably skim through each step but if you're new to this it should provide you with everything you need.

Whether your space is classic or contemporary, dry or damp, large or small, this versatile wall mirror is perfect for them all! Proudly made in the USA, this piece is crafted with a manufactured wood frame glass center face that offers a glimpse of your reflection in any room. Since installation cleat hardware is included, this rectangular design is ready to hang vertically or horizontally as soon as it reaches your door.
Coffee berries and their seeds undergo several processes before they become the familiar roasted coffee. Berries have been traditionally selectively picked by hand; a labor-intensive method, it involves the selection of only the berries at the peak of ripeness. More commonly, crops are strip picked, where all berries are harvested simultaneously regardless of ripeness by person or machine. After picking, green coffee is processed by one of two methods—the dry process method, simpler and less labor-intensive as the berries can be strip picked, and the wet process method, which incorporates fermentation into the process and yields a mild coffee.[87]
The MoDRN Glam Marion Sleigh Base Coffee Table can blend with a variety of modern spaces, but really shines when part of a Retro Glam, Old Hollywood-inspired living room. The steel tube frame is pulled straight out of the Art Deco era with its brass-plated finish and simple, squared lines. The sturdy engineered wood construction is covered with warm walnut veneers that really emphasize the mid-century modern appeal of this coffee table.
Anchor your living room look with space to stage glossy magazines and potted succulents with this two-piece coffee table set. This set features two pieces, offering the same look in two different sizes. Founded atop a geometric base with slanted legs meeting at a hexagonal bottom. Each top showcases a glass insert and a circular silhouette, an elegant contrast.
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Possession of tableware has to a large extent been determined by individual wealth; the greater the means, the higher was the quality of tableware that was owned and the more numerous its pieces. In the London of the 13th century, the more affluent citizens owned fine furniture and silver, "while those of straiter means possessed only the simplest pottery and kitchen utensils." By the later 16th century, "even the poorer citizens dined off pewter rather than wood" and had plate, jars and pots made from "green glazed earthenware".[5] The nobility often used their arms on heraldic china.
I was born in 1981, which places me on the far end of what marketers call “old millennials” — and particularly poised to observe just how effectively the furniture revolution has transformed my life and the lives of other (middle-class) millennials. I graduated from college in 2003 and spent the next decade moving all over the place: Over my graduate career and following attempts to secure a job, I moved to Seattle, Oregon, Texas, Vermont, and back to eastern Washington state before ending up in New York.

But wait! This is a water-based finish, and walnut grain has a tendency to raise up when it becomes moist. So apply a fine mist of water to the wood surfaces you want to finish with a spray bottle. Wait 15 minutes and feel the wood. Chances are it won't feel smooth anymore. The wood grain became moist, expanded, and raised up out of the surface. If you sand the surface again now, you'll sand off the grain that raised up, and there shouldn't be any more grain to raise up when the wood gets wet! To be safe, wait until the wood dries, and repeat this process. There shouldn't be much grain which rises up, and the surface should be smooth after this step.
Anchor your living room look with space to stage glossy magazines and potted succulents with this two-piece coffee table set. This set features two pieces, offering the same look in two different sizes. Founded atop a geometric base with slanted legs meeting at a hexagonal bottom. Each top showcases a glass insert and a circular silhouette, an elegant contrast.
Any suggestions for coffee tables for homes with small children? I have a nine month old son who is pulling up and crawling. We just moved and I bought a new sectional sofa but don’t have a coffee table yet. Our old furniture is in the basement living area. I recently bought a marble and brass side table that I loved, but I had to move it out of the living room because my son almost knocked it over and tried to pull up on it. Should I just get used to the idea of not having a coffee table until he is older or should I look for something with rounded corners and heavy enough that he can pull up on it without knocking it over?

Depending on the type of coffee and method of preparation, the caffeine content of a single serving can vary greatly.[179][180][181][182] The caffeine content of a cup of coffee varies depending mainly on the brewing method, and also on the coffee variety.[183] According to the USDA National Nutrient Database, an 8-ounce (237 ml) cup of "coffee brewed from grounds" contains 95 mg caffeine, whereas an espresso (25 ml) contains 53 mg.[184]
The coffee break originated in the late 19th century in Stoughton, Wisconsin, with the wives of Norwegian immigrants. The city celebrates this every year with the Stoughton Coffee Break Festival.[204] In 1951, Time noted that "[s]ince the war, the coffee break has been written into union contracts".[205] The term subsequently became popular through a Pan-American Coffee Bureau ad campaign of 1952 which urged consumers, "Give yourself a Coffee-Break – and Get What Coffee Gives to You."[206] John B. Watson, a behavioral psychologist who worked with Maxwell House later in his career, helped to popularize coffee breaks within the American culture.[207] Coffee breaks usually last from 10 to 20 minutes and frequently occur at the end of the first third of the work shift. In some companies and some civil service, the coffee break may be observed formally at a set hour. In some places, a cart with hot and cold beverages and cakes, breads and pastries arrives at the same time morning and afternoon, an employer may contract with an outside caterer for daily service, or coffee breaks may take place away from the actual work-area in a designated cafeteria or tea room. More generally, the phrase "coffee break" has also come to denote any break from work.
Clean lines and clever storage features make the Sauder Cottage Road Lift Top Coffee Table a modern essential for any multifunctioning living room. It's crafted with a engineered wood frame finished in crisp dual tones: a white base with a lintel oak top. One side of the top lifts to reveal storage space, and the other side has a clear glass insert that displays items stored in the pullout drawer below. An open shelf along the length of the base is perfect for books and collectibles.