"I soon learned that Cole’s passion was oral sex. He could easily suck off twenty guys, one after the other. And he always swallowed. There are many people, both male and female, who really enjoy the taste of semen. Porter was one of them. On one later occasion I took about nine of my best-looking young guys over to his place and he sucked off every single one of them in no time. Boom, boom, boom and it was all over."
Of course, if you wish to dress your coffee table, you will need to train those little, inquisitive minds and wandering hands to ‘just leave it’. I have always left out everything with my children – unashamedly supporting fashion over function – and they are so desensitised by a Diptych candle that they simply ‘live and let live’. If you’re just not this way inclined, then you can buy gorgeous self-storage coffee tables, which will allow you to display or hide accessories really quickly and easily. Also, it’s worth noting, when designing a scheme or implementing changes, that childhood is a fleeting moment – there will come a time when their (much larger) feet are resting on your prize coffee table, whilst they slump back on the sofa, battling their mate on the X-Box.
Again, this should sound familiar. Our micro-generation is sometimes called the “Ikea generation,” in part because we’re the first to graduate from college and turn so forcefully toward a single provider of furniture. This finding is borne out in a totally nonscientific survey I conducted, of 770 people of various ages, socioeconomic backgrounds, and locations. Hundreds said that their first furniture was some combination of Ikea and something else. A 24-year-old from Washington, DC, who identifies their gender as nonbinary, said, “Everyone I know in their 20s is an Ikea addict.”
The size, shape and finish of the child-friendly coffee table is key. I often suggest round or oval pieces for clients with young, accident prone children. Corner-free is always a sensible solution (although you can get padded corner protectors for edges). There are so many gorgeous circular contemporary coffee tables available now, at a range of price points. For so long, rectangular pieces reigned supreme but curves have come back fighting! And for square spaces, they also look gorgeous. This is especially true if the rest of your furniture is quite ‘blocky’ and the formation is very structured. For rectangular areas, consider groupings of rounded coffee tables (more on this below). I would also recommend wood, stone or hammered metal finishes – slightly imperfect is beyond useful in this scenario.
Is seating ensemble feeling empty? Try a coffee table! Not only do they anchor your space, but they offer room to stage a display and serve up trays of treats when you find yourself entertaining. This one, for example: with its simple design and clean lines, provides a space to display magazines, hold your drinks, or keep your remote handy. A lower shelf is available for more display space.
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